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Saturday, December 19, 2015

I thought of Amy Schumer who is branded as a "Sex Comic"

CASTING HOT, ATHLETIC FEMALE SUPER-HERO TYPE
HOST NEW SHOW ON FUEL TV FROM FOX NETWORK!

FOX owned network, Fuel TV (home of UFC's Ultimate Fighting Championships) and Emmy Award winning producers are looking for hot female super-hero types (ala Angelina Jolie/Tomb Raider, etc.) to host their new series, Action Cinema.
Think "Megan Fox in Wonder Woman" - Martial Arts skills, Sexy HOT Athletic, Heroine host.
Must have:
* Good sense of humor
* Big Personality
* Hosting Skills
* Ability to read teleprompter for wrap around intros
* Martial Arts skills or athletic ability a plus
* Tattoos okay
Paid: $1,000 - 2,000 per day, depending upon experience.
Auditions by appointment only, Saturday, February 11, 2012 in West Los Angeles
(Let us know if you can't make that, and we may be able to schedule a video audition)
TO SUBMIT:
Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com, and email ALL the information requested below ASAP to:
fueltvcasting@yahoo.com
Be sure to include:
1. Your name (first and last)
2. Contact phone number
3. Please indicate your hosting experience
4. Please indicate any martial arts experience or athletic abilities
5. Recent photos (jpg format please)
6. LINKS to any online video showing your personality, hosting abilities, athletic or martial arts skills (submissions with video links will be looked at first - does NOT need to be a professional demo, just video showing your personality and/or talents as described above)
7. Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com for priority consideration!

and while I could not do what Amy does ( I despise the spotlight or talking about myself)
I give her props for her boldly going where female comics should never go or be
burnt at the stake.

comedy and joy are part of life, they are an acquired taste

so many humanoids live without joy, so I'm gonna lighten up
and change this guide into how to enjoy your enlightenment and be a fatcatwoman
who has nine lives
and none of them are now.

LOL
 

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